Simon Cowell Impregnates His Friend's Wife

Simon Cowell has changed a lot of lives on American Idol, The X Factor, and Britain’s Got Talent — but he’s about to undergo the most life-changing experience of all: fatherhood. The notoriously prickly Brit, 53, is expecting a baby with New York socialite Lauren Silverman, multiple sources reveal exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly.

“She’s around 10 weeks along,” the insider shares. And that’s only part of the story.
Silverman, 36, is technically still married — to Cowell’s close friend Andrew Silverman, a real estate mogul in NYC. She plans to leave her estranged husband to be with the father of her child.

“Lauren and Andrew have been unhappy in their marriage for some time, and their divorce has been in the works for a while,” a source tells Us. “As their marriage deteriorated, she and Simon became close.”

In any case, diaper duty is a big deal for the X Factor judge, who has said on more than one occasion in the past that he’s not cut out to be a dad. “God, no. I couldn’t have children. If I had them here drawing on the walls I’d go nuts,” he crowed in 2009. “With kids, you’ve got a routine you can’t escape from. You’ve got to be up at a certain time. Got to listen. When all you want to do is sit in a corner thinking.”

In recent years, however, his stance on the issue seems to have softened. Last year, he hinted in an interview with AOL Music that he hadn’t entirely ruled out the idea of someday becoming a father.

“Well…yes,” he said when asked if he’d changed his mind about children. “And no. I do really, really like kids, because I can talk to them and listen to them. The problem has always been how much time you need to devote to bringing up kids. I’ve always dedicated all my life to work, and at 52, I’ve probably missed the opportunity.”

Ladies Are Y'all Really To Blame For A Guy Being Single??!

Well, according to a recent survey on Afro.com, the ladies are to blame for black men being single. Let me explain; the study brought out 12 reasons from guys why they are still single and they are listed below;

1. They keep meeting women with unrealistic expectations for what they want in a man.
2. They keep meeting women who put them in the wrong category by writing them off too quickly as not being "their type".
3. They're not wanted because they're not needed. Too many women have told them that they don't "need" a man.
4. They keep meeting black women who don't respect them just because they "are" black men.
5. They keep failing women's Girlfriend Approval Test. If the woman's friends don't like them, then that woman won't give them a chance either.
6. They keep meeting women who are not interested in them, but only in how much money they make.
7. They're nobody until somebody else loves them. Not enough women see them as a prize unless they see a lot of other women chasing after them first.
8. They meet too many women who don't really know what they want.
9. They meet too many women who believe that single, good black men are "too good to be true".
10. They're the right man at the wrong time.
11. They meet too many women who don't recognize a good man when they see one.
12. They don't promote all the great things about themselves boldly or consistently enough to enough women.

Lmao! These are just sorry excuses from some guys who are not ready to man up and face their duties. Be the head and not a sissy. Datzall!

UKBA: Business Secretary Vince Cable Condemns £3000 Migrant Bond Plan

There was an international outcry in June when it emerged that the government were planning to ask some visitors from India, Nigeria, Pakistan Kenya, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh to pay a £3,000 cash bond in return for a visitor visa to allow them to stay in the UK for up to six months. The Home Office said the scheme would deter people from overstaying, but governments in Delhi and Abuja expressed “strong displeasure” about the plans. Based on this, the Business Secretary, Vince Cable has urged the government to scrap plans to make certain overseas visitors to Britain pay a £3,000 bond to obtain tourist visas because it sends out the “wrong message” about the UK. In his second attack of coalition immigration policy within 48 hours, the business secretary told the Financial Times that Number 10’s determination to press on with the visitor bond pilot in November was disappointing as he urged the prime minister to change course.
But as it stands, Britain is still pressing ahead with its trial of the scheme to make visitors from the six countries pay the £3,000 bond, despite an international backlash and complaints from businesses. The government stated that, it would begin a pilot test in November.

New Music Alert: Don't Judge Me - Zoey Blaq

Zoey Blaq has been on the Nigerian celebrity scene for a bit, and she’s taking her talents to the mic. It wont be her first work however as she’s done some stuff previously and was also featured on Cyrus Tha Virus The Infiltration mixtape. listen and download song below..

Mugabe Threathens to Behead Gay Citizens

Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe, who in the past has called tolerance for gay rights "unnatural" and "filth," has yet again made his views known surrounding recent political and social gains made by LGBT individuals. Speaking on Tuesday at a rally at the Aerodrome Grounds in Mutare, Mugabe described LGBT people as "worse than pigs, goats and birds" and threatened to behead them, according to NewsDay.

“If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads. This thing (homosexuality) seeks to destroy our lineage by saying John and John should wed, Maria and Maria should wed... Obama says if you want aid, you should accept the homosexuality practice... We will never do that.”

Archbishop Desmond Tutu Says " He Would Rather Go To Hell Than Worship An Anti-Gay God"

According to the WashingtonTimes, South African's iconic retired archbishop, Desmond Tutu, said on Friday that if he had his pick, he’d go to hell before heading to a heaven that condemned homosexuality as sin.

“I would not worship a God who is homophobic and that is how deeply I feel about this,” he said, by way of denouncing religions that discriminate against gays, in Agence France-Presse..

He added, AFP reported: “I would refuse to go to a homophobic heaven. No, I would say sorry, I mean I would much rather go to the other place.” He made the remarks during the United Nations‘ launch of its gay-rights campaign in Cape Town. Mr. Tutu also likened equal rights for gays to the fight for equal rights for blacks.

“I am as passionate about this campaign as I ever was about apartheid,” he said, AFP reported. “For me, it is at the same level.”

Bela's Corner: I'm Confused By His Actions Though He Said "No Relationship"...

Dear Belarich,
I’ve read you blog and listen to your radio program, and  i  love the advice you gave on defining your relationship before it progresses towards a different goal. I’ve been friends with this guy for months now. I really like him, but he is 38-years old and I am 25-years old. We hung out when we have the time to and started texting and skyping each other every day. Interestingly, on one of the days, he sends me a text saying he wasn’t sure if he wanted to get into a relationship with someone with a 13 year age difference. He previously told me before that his last relationship of 3 years was the same age difference. He said we should be friends for now and see where it goes. I have to admit I was heart-broken because I really liked him, but if he wasn’t comfortable then I’m not going to plead my case. My problem now is that, i find myself spending all my time chatting with him and doing everything a couple does but he still insist on not wanting a relationship. Want do i do now?...Confused.com.

Dear Confused.com,
You can’t be 25-years old! You cannot and will not play this game with me of acting naïve and dumb about this 38-year old man’s interest in you. You cannot be serious! You can’t be! SMDH! Ma’am, the man told you he was not interested in a relationship. What part of that statement do you not understand? I don’t care what his actions are saying, but the man has told you that he is not interested in a relationship. Thus, HE IS NOT INTERESTED IN A RELATIONSHIP. DUH!!! He is only calling you to go out because he wants your gush-gush! He only wants to stick and move. And, you keep letting him get closer and closer to his goal.

What is Wrong With This Video????

Try not to laugh...The balls-up took place as Siobhan Riley informed viewers in Saginaw, Michigan about traffic hold-ups caused by building works. While drawing a map of the affected area, Riley accidentally sketched a huge man's member.

Toni Braxton Finally Divorces Her Husband After 4 Years Of Separation

According to Eonline, Toni Braxton is done singing this particular sad love song. The Grammy winner has finalized her divorce from her husband of 12 years, Keri Lewis, a rep for Braxton confirmed Wednesday. The pair separated in 2009. “The couple has had an amicable split and will still both be actively involved in raising their two sons, 11-year-old Denim and 10-year-old Diezel,” the rep said in a statement obtained by E! News.
Braxton married Lewis in April 2001 after getting to know him when his group Mint Condition opened for her on tour. When they parted ways in November 2009, they gave no explanation for the split and did not say whether either had filed for divorce. With no further explanation, Braxton retweeted the following earlier today: “Sometimes it takes a thousand tries to win.

Jermaine Jackson Appreciates P-Square For Their Tribute to Michael Jackson (Video)

Jermaine Jackson, Michael Jackson's elder brother, who also happen to be part of the Jackson five; appreciates the Peter and Paul of P-Square on their tribute song "Personally" to Michael Jackson. See video above.